Sarge, A.K.A. Gasket Boy, A.K.A. John Preston materialized out of thin air (one of those space/time continuum things) and joined us for a kuppa on a very nice spring day at Kaffa Coffee House in Marda Loop. Gasket Boy (he sez he won't be Gasket Man until he makes his first million in the gasket biz) seems to have recalled those old Clarol ads from back in day; the ones that went "You only have one life, why not live it as a blonde?" He said to himself, yeah, why not? And here he is, the all new Sarge, livin' large as a blonde bombshell. Good to see you, G.B.!