A chilly, snowy day at Diner DeLuxe. And a slim turn-out, too. Nevertheless, we persevered, declaring the language cops program at Queens University moronic and the bailout requests of the American big three automakers ludicrous. We also decided to start the Klatsches at 2:15 rather than 2:30 so everyone can get back on the road before the traffic gets too hot 'n' heavy. We believe this move is neither moronic nor ludicrous but we are prepared to be proven wrong. And, it turns out, you can buy Diner DeLuxe hoodies if you want. Seems like only those with really small heads should be interested, though...