You learn the damnedest things sitting across from a beverage provision professional in Sunnyside's Vendome Cafe (he's the one in the back whacking me with an umbrella). For instance: the word bourbon does not appear on a bottle of Jack Daniels. And another thing: the word rye does not appear on most bottles of rye. Why? Why, you may ask? Why no rye? Cuz most rye is mostly corn. And another thing: the Chinese are nuts for the stuff. A nearby distillery is running 24/7 and still can't keep up with the demand. We send them rye and they send us DVD players; seems fair.
Fair is foul and foul is fair. Speaking of (probably) both of those, here were are again in Stupefying 3D!...