Now here's a perfect example of a missed opportunity because of The KlatschMeister being an idiot. A coupla daze before Klatsch day he was perusing the produce at SuperStore and spotted a gigantic honey crisp apple. "I'll kill two birds with one stone," he thought to himself and, quick like a bunny, he purchased the aforementioned giant apple. Two birds: 1. He'd never had a honey crisp apple before, so this was a chance to try one. 2. It was a chance to have an apple which surely must qualify as the Goliath of the apple world. Now, he takes the apple to the Klatsch to show it off to his admiring audience but -- and this is the crucial part of the idiocy thing -- when the time came to take the picture Big W is holding a coffee cup out for the 3D effect, NOT the apple. Where is the apple? Way in the back looking like any old midget apple that any old other idiot could have bought. And that's why the KlatschMeister is an idiot. Actually it's not why, it's an example of how, but never mind. It was a really huge apple. You'll just have to take my word for it.