Boa War is Mad This item was stolen from John Tebbutt's Video Vulture column in Calgary's Fast Forward magazine. It is a description of a movie called Boa War is Mad which was dubbed into Chinese and then back into English. Boa War is Mad: Good grief, where to start with this one? It's got one of the most nonsensical titles I've ever come across, and the DVD sleeve is a massive collision of random clip art. The illustration includes the menacing eyes from the Cape Fear (1991) poster, a big snake and two armoured goblins glaring at one another over the hilt of an upside-down, two-handed sword. Pop open the box, and you'll find that the disc bears a completely different full-colour illustration, consisting of tne snake from Anaconda (1997) and close-ups of Uma Thurman and Alicia Silverstone wearing their Poison Ivy and Batgirl masks from Batman and Robin (1997). Both images proudly bear the Boa War is Mad title, which you've probably guessed isn't the real title of anything, anywhere. Wait, it gets better. According to the synopsis on the back of the box, Boa War is Mad is about a talented young singer struggling to make it big in New York City. That's right, the synopsis is taken from the "Grammy Award wineer" Mariah Carey vehicle, Glitter (2001)! Could there possibly be anything else on the box to further obfuscate the film's actual identity? Well, yes. The credits are from Scarface (1983), the cast of Halloween III (1982) is credited and the cover blurb reads "The war Happenning In the Space Mangky Humanning". Wow. This movie could be anything. What it is (sorry to spoil the mystery) is a silly little alien conspiracy flick entitled Interceptor Force (a.k.a, Interceptors) (1999) starring French kickboxer Olivier Gruner. In the first few seconds of the film, a nuclear explosion obliterates Yellowknife, Canada. (This event occurs in a 1993 flashback, and it explains why there is no place called Yellowknife anymore. Hey, wait a minute) Then Gruner and his inept team of alien experts investigate a downed spaceship in Mexico and get stalked by a space monster. Government agent Brad Dourif hangs around in a control room, waiting to nuke the area if they fail. Meanwhile, Ernie Hudson (you know, the black Ghostbuster) stares at the big air-force map and looks concerned. So, what aren't there any of in this film about snakes, goblins, supervillains and Mariah Carey? Snakes, goblins, supervillains and Mariah Carey, that's what.